If your vagina could talk, what would it say? We put our groins through a lot in life, from steaming up in sweaty gym clothes to having to handle a lot of, ahem, action. But what would they say if they could chat back? Well, take those nagging texts from your family and multiply them by a hundred. Welcome to the vagina text chat. You know it, your vagina knows it, and even though ruffles and bows look cute, at least choose something with a cotton lining.

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You must be familiar with that sudden overwhelming sensation you have when you think of your lover. Following are some dirty text messages that you must send him the next time you are dripping with lust. That sounds like an absolutely blissful experience to have.
It is a well known fact that any sufficiently popular form of communication will eventually be used for sexual purposes. The written word gave us the erotic novel, texting has spawned sexting , and even adorable, bubbly emoji have been repurposed to communicate some pretty raunchy messages rather far from the original intentions of the members of the Unicode Consortium—as long as you're looking to talk about dick. Yes, for all the popularity and infamy of the eggplant emoji, there's no equally popular vulval equivalent. It's a tragedy for anyone looking to engage in equal opportunity emoji sexting. It's not that people aren't using emoji to talk about vaginas. When surveyed, the emoji sexters I know online were all too happy to dish about their favorite ways to emojically render the pussy. But for some reason, there's no common consensus about what emoji best represents the ladybits. Unlike the eggplant which easily trounced the banana, its only real competition , no emoji has yet to come forward as a leading labial contender—and perhaps that's why discussions of erotic emoji always end up seeming so phallocentric.